Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

One, is because they want or need something from you.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

And, two alone.

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

And that’s it.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

It’s no more complicated than that.

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

They want to finish the job.

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

And now that you know that, that having been said.

There is only one thing that you can do.

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?